On the other hand, maybe they’re better off if he just stands there and bounces his head to the music like a ceramic German Shepherd in the back window of a sedan.
On Tuesday, some genius in the former president*’s campaign decided to put him in an one-on-one with Bloomberg EIC John Micklethwait. Moreover, CSPAN decided to show the event live. It was a triumph in the history of human incoherence. The former president* didn’t so much dodge the questions as he simply answered the questions that were being asked by the moderator in his head. Micklethwait tried nobly to haul things back to reality, as befits a man whose ancestors clearly were spawned in a novel by Dickens, but there was no pulling the former president* out of his own private universe. To wit:
Micklethwait: Should Google be broken up?
Trump: (Deep sigh) I just haven’t gotten over something the Justice Department did yesterday, where Virginia cleaned up its voter rolls and…
